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FA CUP LIMERICKS
- There was a Saints player named Jesus [Ed. 'Bald Headed Jesus' is a nickname for Chris Marsden Football Genius.]
His knee sadly liable to seizures
But he played through the pain
To win Saints the game
Then danced a mad jig just to please us.
by Bald Headed Jesus
- There was a sad bastard named Hod
Who thought he was some kind of god
He lay down in bed
While Gorman gave head
And on tv saw the Cup held by Dodd.
by Bald Headed Jesus
- The Saints are a team of pure class
We all know it will come to pass
2:1 Saints we'd love
Then Arsene can shove
The FA Cup up his arse!!!
by Saint Paul
- Southampton are a team on the up
If you all love the Saints cry out "Yup!"
Brett Ormerod as in the semi will score
James Beattie our hero will add two more
And Southampton will win the FA Cup.
by daytona
- In Cardiff we will be
The Gooners won't believe what they see
When Beattie pops up
And wins us the Cup
A sea of yellow in glee!
by moon_monkey
- Just like in '76
The Saints are up for the mix
With their defence disbanded
And Seaman left stranded
Beatts puts it between the sticks!
by moon_monkey
- Cup fever has hit us for sure
And no one can find us a cure
But when the Saints march in
Strach will know how to win
And Wenger will cry "Sacre Bleu!"
by moon_monkey
- In the 93rd the sides are all square
When Lundekvam scores a beauty rare
Leaps up high Wee Ginger
Moans and sighs Le Whinger
"We're still the best side in England I swear!"
by Singapore Saint
- When the mighty Saints take the field
Their class shall surely be revealed
They'll wipe the floor
With Arsenal's back four
Roll on the Charity Shield.
by Raker
- Our Saints core values are great
A family club full of good mates
Success won't go to our heads
We're far too well bred
Until we trounce those damn skates!
by Peter Watkins
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