Ted 'Mr Southampton' Bates
Lawrie 'Big Mac' McMenemy
Le God
King Kev
Rupes @ Prune Juice ('cos nothing goes through managers like it)
Sir Clive Woodward (we paid him lots to learn football)
Nigel 'Fearsome' Pearson
St George
Why Saints didn't get 3 points on Boxing Day
See how green the grass is (Harry did)
The Red(-n-white)knapps
Redknapp Sr showing Jr how to kick a ball (or is it the other way round?)
St Eve @ Witless Wiggers
St Urrock @ Luckless Luggy
St Rachan @ WGS (Wee Gordon Strachan)
Bradley @ Eddie Murphy
Kenwyne 'Doggy' Jones
Kenwyne celebratin'
Crouchie @ Beanpole @ Two-Metre Peter @ Nine-Feet Pete
Super Kev
Camara
Dexter
OrmerGod
Beatts
"Same old Beattie, always scoring!" to the Saints
"James Jigsaw" (he falls apart in the box) to Everton fans
Oaks
Anders can hit a good one (when given lots of time)
Self-destruct Prutton (he makes a bad tackle look good)
Mikael Nilsson (prefer the other player though)
Fabulous Fabrice @ Crop Circles
Rory 'Ears' Delap
Killer
Telfer
Doddsy
'One Size' Fitz Hall
Aunty
Aunty impersonates Doc Ock
Nipper Gareth
Nipper Theo
Nipper Nathan
Nipper Shev
Saint-at-heart Bridger
Kevin 'Pies' Davies
Ex-manager Glenn Hoddle
Chicken George at the Dell
Wallace brothers Rod, Danny and Ray
Oh Danny boy
Mick 'Windmill' Channon
Saints 1 Plastics 0, or
Beattie-ing Man U solves all the world's problems
Strange creature this - 4 heads, 4 legs and a Scottish kilt!
Click here for a picture of Jim Brennan's wife, Sarah (if you are under-18 click here instead)
Pics of OrmerGod, Oaks, Ears, FF, Bridger, Killer, Telfer & Doddsy by Andy Mintram
