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THE SUN
On page 43 of The Sun:
Comments made on the Saintsforever message board:
"Ratings outta 10??? 8.5 for me." LittleLat17 (Lat'll do nicely)
"9 outa 10 for chest, facially 7/10, I think that's fair!!" alfie moon (If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart.)
"And 10 outa 10 for the t shirt." saint_in_munich (krap nottarf......UP THE SAINTS)
"I bet she moans about men talking to her breasts. Don't you just hate it when women do that. Dress to impress, then complain when it works. Difficult to tell with the sunglasses, but I'd give her 1." Al de Man (The FA Cup - you've got to be in it to win it.)
"I think I went to school with her and her name was Nicola. I could be wrong tho, although I know after school she went to London and became a model. If it is her, she's had some serious implantation!" 11A (If in doubt pull it out, if you're worried make it hurried.)
"I thought she was a bit of a trout myself, making the usual tarty attempt at displaying more of her body to make up for dog face..." Baj ("There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth." - British soldier responding to a suggestion by Geoff Hoon that Umm Qasr is like Southampton.)
"10/10 for me, I don't give a damn about her face with tits like that!" noony
"By the way....she was sitting down near the dug-out area as she was spotted getting autographs before the game. Fair to say ticket sales could increase in that particular area of the ground if she is there every week." niceee
"It was me... Sorry I must confess I like to wear ladies clothes... Those boobs you asked? Well you can get these good stick on jobs for 20-00 in East Street." Colin Graves (Germany object to the Iraq war? Pompey in the Premiership? Oh come on please guys... Next you will be telling me Sven thinks Emile Heskey is better than James Beattie...)
"I saw her before hand, she walked straight into me... I bounced back off her." saintly (We shall not be moved! It's time for a RED AND WHITE party!)
"Come on people......if she is a true Saint who goes every week, we should be proud of people like her doing her best to keep the club in the public eye. It's better than the footage of the large lad who is normally shown on TV! Was she with the Hammers, or was she a Saints fan on the prowl for a bit of footballer meat???" niceee
"I go to SMS to watch football not lear or ogle at young women wearing clothing that exentuates their assets! What tits you are if you can't see past the physical features. There is more to women than simply ample clevage or large mammaries. What that is I am yet to work it out." Yorkie (Southampton...my spiritual home)
"Yorkie, Mammaries! I had to look in my dictionary to see the meaning. As I walked past the young lady 5 times to make sure my eyesight was seeing true, I can tell you that I saw several young men walk into walls at what they saw! I say, let's dump the 'big' lad in the Northam and get the club to give this young lass a free season ticket instead!" Norm
"Hey I'm with you on that one. Will she pose for the 'Saints Babes' page? Trouble is Bully can probably boast a bigger chest, but I doubt if he has a similar cup size! Mine's the FA Cup for those interested. What are we resorting to on these hallowed pages...sexist drivel...BRING IT ON!" Yorkie (Southampton...my spiritual home)
"She was in the Itchen Stand, saw her by the bar by turnstiles A & B and nearly spilt my beer. At half time went for a run out and there was a really loud chorus of "get yer tits out for the boys" blasting out from under the stand, deafening cos the sound couldn't get out. Came out of the bog and asked a bloke what was going on and he said that some fit bird with great tits was being passed around above everyone's heads. Bizzare! Got to admit though they were great tits and i apologise if the person reading this is her father." joe 90
"I was under the Itchen Stand when this was kicking off what got me was the bloke who basically picked her up virtually above his head and jumped around making her tits fall out of her top "I kid you not" I presumed was her mate or something, turns out he did not know her from adam, has the best half time entertainment I have ever seen in all my days following football.
I spoke to Kev Davies who honestly said it affected his game the whole coaching set up subs etc were all talking about her at half time even Strachan asked everyone to focus on the game and not the bird two rows back which I thought was superb roll on the next home game!" mgrant
"Well I saw her and I thought she was an absolute tart, they were obviously not real. Her name's Silicone Sal." SaintHaze (Whoa I'm going to the footy ground. Whoa I'm going to see the Saints team play. Whoa I'm gonna see Beattie score, on a sunny Sunday afternoon!)
"She looks like a brunette Emma Bunton to me!!!" CyclonKing (Saints 4 - Watford 0, Ormerod (7) Beattie (34,67) Claus(82).)
"I dont know if he's still going out with her but Joe Cole was going out with 'Ebony' who's blonde with a fair set of love pillows on her. A ripped 'seemytits' top would be write up her street." sunrise1989
"Err - was this her?"
TUS (You know football is taking over your life when you video games of Subbuteo for post match analysis.)
"Show me her tits more and I will tell you TUS?" Colin Graves (Germany object to the Iraq war? Pompey in the Premiership? Oh come on please guys... Next you will be telling me Sven thinks Emile Heskey is better than James Beattie...)
"Didn't notice her in my copy of the Sun this morning, I must be slipping. I have now though, and can confirm that it is not Ebony, the Page 3 tart and friend of a Mr J Cole from London. I can also certainly see why she caused a stir on Saturday!" Torres (Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other. Except Skates - you can f*** off.)
"You sexist pigs, she has got big funbags not tits!" malc
"Just imagine watching her jumping up and down when Saints beat Watford!" SAINT G (Southampton till i die. Next time you are feeling down, just think it could be worse and you could be a skate!)
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